We have an email friend whom we met on a cruise. Nice old fellow, who loves to forward funny stuff. I think he doesn’t have enough to do, he spends a lot of time on the interwebs. Sometimes he sends collections of wonderful photos. The other day he sent us some funnies.
I guess it depends on your funny bone, some aren’t as funny as others.
I liked: I was taught to respect my elders but it is getting harder to find one.
Also: God created man before woman so man would have time to think of the answer to her first question.
Then this one made me laugh, but made my mother not laugh:
A man and a woman are in bed, lights out. The woman asks: “Honey, do I please you in bed?” The man, no dummy, replies, “Or course you do, dear.” She thinks a minute, then asks, “So what is it that pleases you?” “Oh, lots of things, honey. I especially like that thing you do with your mouth.” “That thing I do with my mouth?” she asks, puzzled. “Yes. You know, where you stop talking and go to sleep…” This made me laugh because for some reason, lying down in bed and turning the lights off often makes me think of something that we wanted to talk about…
Then my particular favorite: